23 Jul 2014 20:56 | 1,655,547 notes | Reblog

momazhari:

burn-down-the-world:

This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.

I’M STILL LAUGHING.

I will never not reblog this.

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Let’s all take a moment to remember that Obama actually fucking did this omg

23 Jul 2014 20:46 | 4,169 notes | Reblog

awwwcastiel:

rockandrollchick:

Luke 1:19

And the angel answered him, “I am Gabriel. I stand in the presence of God, and I was sent to speak to you and to bring you this good news:

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Our whole fandom is going to hell

23 Jul 2014 20:45 | 19,668 notes | Reblog

what I expect from the musical episode

  • Dean: where the hell are we
  • Sam: I don't know man but it's weird...I'm gonna go check it out
  • Dean: ok good 'cause while we're here Im gonna need a drink
  • Sam: *leaves Dean alone at bar*
  • Dean: *takes a swig of beer*
  • Dean:
  • Dean: ...maybe I should try calling Ca-
  • Dean: ITS A QUARTER AFTER ONE IM ALL ALONE AND I NEED YOU NOWW
  • Dean: what the hell?!- I SAID I WOULDNT CALL BUT IVE- what? no wait- LOST ALL CONTROL AND I NEED YOU NOWWWW- Cas!!-
  • Cas: *poofs into room* Dean, what is it?
  • Dean: Cas i- WANNA KNOW WHAT LOVE ISS *clamps hand over mouth*
  • Cas: ??...Dean-
  • Dean: I WANT YOU TO SHOW ME
  • Cas: Dean? I don't understand.. *steps closer and reaches out to touch shoulder*
  • Cas: what's going on-- *freezes on contact, eyes wide*
  • Dean: Cas what's wron-
  • Cas: *forcefully grabs Dean's collar and pulls him close*
  • Dean: Cas what the-!
  • Cas: I GOT CHILLS THEYRE MULTIPLYING
  • Dean: -SAM HELP!
23 Jul 2014 17:14 | 192,322 notes | Reblog

doctorhuwnicorn:

slytherin-starkid-of-tardis:

moriarty:

moriarty:

please tell me the funniest joke you know this is for an experiment

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conclusion of experiment: the tumblr community’s sense of humor has been warped to no return

The fact that I laughed at all of these proves your point.

"how many potato / no potato / i am a tree"

22 Jul 2014 23:39 | 28,645 notes | Reblog

aqua-twin:

"Maybe you’re not [heterosexual/homosexual/some kind of allosexual], maybe you’re just [insert love interests name]-sexual"

NO, NO THERE IS AN ACTUAL LEGITIMATE NAME FOR THAT

THERE IS A NAME FOR ONLY BE SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO THOSE YOU HAVE A DEEP EMOTIONAL BOND WITH 

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